What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:01

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.